do you ever think like. yeah. I’m doing good. and then you’re like. oh. oh I’m crying
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so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”
because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?
this is the best thing I’ve ever heard
i’m sorry wHAT
This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma po ze, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly.
in finland if something is far away or in an unknown place we can say that “se on huitsin nevadassa” (it’s in nevada) you can also politely tell that you’d wish someone to fuck off by wishing that they’d go to nevada
I am both amused and nodding my head at the accuracy.
Being Aware of Emo Trinity + Twenty One Pilot Ships
Panic! at the Disco:
Ryden: The ship between Brendon Urie and ex-member Ryan Ross. My personal p!atd ship. Also the most popular and well liked.
Brallon: The ship between Brendon Urie and Dallon Weekes. These ships have caused many arguments in the fandom and many people do not like this ship because Ryden has more of a romantic story.
Brencer, Rywalk, Ryncer, and Joncer: Nobody pays attention to any of these.
Fall Out Boy:
Peterick: The ship between Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump. Probably the most popular and infamous for how annoyed Patrick gets when he hears about it to the point that it’s hard to tell if he hates it or if it happened.
Trohley: The ship between Andy Hurley and Joe Trohman. Peterick and Trohley shippers coexist peacefully for the fact that it doesn’t hurt anyone’s OTP.
My Chemical Romance:
Frerard: The ship between Frank Iero and Gerard (Gee) Way. Most MCR fans ship Gee and Frank because they legitimately made out on stage three and really touchy with each other.
Framia: Frank Iero and his wife Jamia
GreZ: Gee and his wife Lindsey
Waycest: Mikey and Gerard Way’s ship. It is Waycest because brothers shouldn’t be fucking each other…
Frikey, Rayrard, and Rikey: Nobody pays attention to.
Twenty One Pilots:
Joshler: This is Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun’s ship. Definitely the most popular for TOP. Everyone likes this one.
Jebby: This was Josh and his ex-girlfriend Debbie Ryan’s ship. No one shipa them anymore.
Jyler: This Tyler and his wife Jenna’s ship name. This is a popular ship, but not as much so as Joshler.
Different Bands:
Petekey/Pikey: Pete Wentz and Mikey Way’s ship. Most people don’t ship them anymore because of Peterick, but it is a popular one.
Gerbert: Gee and Bert McCracken from The Used ship. This was really short lived and nobody really likes this ship anymore.
UM R00D I STILL LOVE GERBERT
If Someone Says “Thanks”…
DON’T respond with: “you’re welcome”.
DO respond with:
1. “Pete” then scream “MEMED IT!” before dabbing and casually walking away.2. “For the memories” before continuing to scream the rest of the lyrics at the top of your lungs, and crazily dance around the space like a proper intellectual.
3. “For the venom” before sobbing intensely since you realize MCR is dead and you’re an emo train wreck who is absentmindedly searching their pockets for eyeliner.
I Constantly Ask myself What the Fuck Frank Iero Is Doing On Stage by Panic! At the Disco.
MY CHEM LYRICS OUT OF CONTEXT
(I’ll start)
I think it got you laid
Lick that battery
the first 5 secs of Hang ‘em high sound like the start of some shitty Spotify ads
The best way to find the emo kids is to write Milkey Way and see who has to read it twice
I tried replacing one word with dick in song title
May or may not be the best idea I’ve ever had
Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Dick
My Dick Knows What You Did In The Dark
Dick Out
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